Have you heard about the shocking bankruptcy of the ‘American Apparel’ hipster company?

Indiana Jones is out …

Male Identity Polishing

Have you heard about the shocking bankruptcy of the ‘American Apparel’ hipster company? And did you afterwards secretly ask yourself whether you should buy another one of those super-soft scarves that you had already bought a few years ago, to be on the safe side before it’s too late?

Or do you know bands like ‘Muse’ or ‘The Fray’ and enjoy listening to their music? If so, you regrettably confirm exactly what I always tell my unattached female friends: “Girls, forget Indiana Jones! Nowadays, the best you can get is Justin Bieber’s little brother.” I can, of course, only talk about city men. But having sex for example is nowadays something that men only do if the yoga lesson has been cancelled and is no longer the mark of male conquest as it used to be. And what about their clothing? Hardly any man still dares to wear a suit in the street, let alone with decent shoes. Soft trousers and soft shirts cover softies and somehow even male muscles have turned soft and cuddly.

Talking about cuddly:
It is high time for you men to invest a few hours in a thorough male identity polishing. Or, to quote my friend Moni: “I wish the blokes would finally know again that they are men. If I want to hear whining, I can just as well meet with you.”